The Wrong Wise Mans

If you intend to attend divine worship in the parishes Warbleton or Boble Street Green this Lord's Day, you may wish to look away now.

Some jottings for a normal sermon and an all age talk for Epiphany on the Visit of the Magi:

(See also here, here, here and here)

The Wrong People (Wrong Nationality, Wrong Jobs)

The Wrong Method

The Wrong Place

The Wrong Time

The Wrong Person

The Wrong Question

The Wrong Results

The Wrong Attitude

The Wrong Gifts

God Welcomes Wrong People Who Get It Wrong (more than that he deliberately and especially draws them)

Come and Welcome & Give Thanks – we are wrong ‘uns too

Draw in other wrong ‘uns – and be prepared to change!

There will be pictures!

Science

We had a good day out at the Life Science Centre in Newcastle. I can reccomend the bacon bap (don't bother with the sausages) and the cream of white onion soup was surprisingly good.

The Life centre was much less packed than the Science Museum in London (though not free) and on the top floor there was some soft play type stuff the kids could go and fight with.

The body exhibit showed that we are fearfully and wonderfully made. And the planatarium suggested that the heavens declare the glory of God.

Mystery was mentioned and at one point and the commentery said that there was something we do not know yet.

However, if the history of science has taught us anything, it ought to be that much of our firmly established scientific consensus is almost certainly wrong, or at least not quite right. I reckon that caveat ought to be written above the doors of such places that tell us so confidently about the origins or nature of the universe.

See further Steve Jeffrey's talks here and here.

Twitter style Christmas nativity sketch script

http://rosclarke.co.uk/natwivity/

And indeed lots of other excellent looking free resources from Dr Clarke on the same website.

The Lloyds' Post-Christmas / New Year "Letter"

Once again, I (Marc (36)) have been too lazy and preoccupied to send any Christmas cards, so having recovered a little from the excess of Yuletide religion, I thought I might occupy myself during the lull with a side of A4 or so of boasting and going on about myself.

Thomas (9 months)’s main news is that he was born this year. After lengthy portents of his arrival, it was just as well that we didn’t go for that walk around the lake before he made his speedy appearance. Thomas Nehemiah Towy was born on Sunday 23^rd March at12:36pm weighing 8 lbs 12 ozs. He is now crawling, pulling over coffee tables, eating all manner of foods, making lots of sounds, clapping and waving, and has six teeth.

Matthew (3) is doing a couple of mornings a week at Daisy Chain nursery. He is a jolly chap and is perhaps the family’s best prospect as a prop forward.  

Abigail (4) has started at Dallington C of E Primary School. She is already reading better than her father. She feels rather surrounded by boys at home and is making up for it by wearing lots of pink.

Jonathan (7) has declared himself the best in the Universe at mathematics. Completing worksheets in thirty seconds seems to be the chief criteria. He now happily occupies himself with his Lego train set.

Yvonne (The BIG 30!)’s church toddler group continues to thrive and she occasionally does some bits of playing a church stuff and elsewhere. There are now some mornings where the older three kids are out and the youngest one sleeps so Yvonne has had a couple of hours to herself for the first time in the last few years.

Marc has been appointed Rural Dean so naturally it is now Champagne and caviar daily at the Rectory, which we are thinking of renaming the Rural Deanery. Sadly the post fails to come with a palace and a driver. The appointment process is a bit like winning 3^rd prize in a clerical beauty contest and being the only one not to refuse the prize. Being Rural Dean means that everyone else’s’ problem is now Marc’s problem too but there is precious little he can do about them.

Marc’s PhD, which he started just after 1066 at Oak Hill, continues to languish. It seems likely Middlesex will appoint a Director of Studies and Marc will apply for (another) extension.  He would still be happy to bore you on the subject of the Lord’s Supper and the Bible – compare and contrast kind of stuff – but is some way off 100 000 original and significant words on the subject.

Life in the churches seems to plod on happily enough. Sadly for us, The Revd The Lord Wrenbury, the Assistant Curate at Dallington, was promoted to glory this year, so now Marc really does have to try to be in three places at once, which proved a problem, especially, for example, at Midnight Communion.

We had a good Oak Hill Mission as part of Passion for Life. We can’t say revival has broken out but for the most part the congregation were charmed and it seemed to be a positive experience of having lots of keen, able, nice young people around.

Although it is an extraordinary amount of work at certain points in the year, we had a very enjoyable and worthwhile camp at Danehill. We were delighted that for the first time some youngsters from these parishes came along as paying members. As ever we are seeking Bible believing leaders and any old 11-14s for next year so….

During the enthusiasm of camp we acquired a new kitten, Bella. She’s very lively, but as a result Esther has more or less moved into the wooden Wendy House in the garden and is rather shy about venturing indoors.  

We are also seeking another Ministry Trainee probably from September 2015, so if you know anyone who might be suitable for rural gospel ministry….

We have a had a complaint about Caleb the dog’s excessive woofing so he now has a special collar to wear when he goes out to play in the garden, which sprays him in the face if he barks. This does have the disadvantage that we can now forget he’s out there, but he has yet to be abandoned there for a whole day.

As ever we’d love to hear from you and you are always welcome to come and visit or stay.

Blessings for 2015,

Marc, Yvonne, Jonathan, Abigail, Matthew & Thomas Lloyd, Caleb the dog and Esther and Bella the cats.

A few extra Christmas Cracker jokes

In addition to these, stolen from a friend on Facebook:

What did Cinderella say when the chemist lost her photographs? Someday my prints will come.

What's white and goes up? A confused snowflake.

What does a frog do when his car breaks down? He gets toad away.

The Wise Men as Intruders

The Revd Prof Oliver O'Donovan has an unusual take on the Magi:

"image yourself on the receiving end of their enquries, as they barge into a Jewish pastoral idyll which is none of their business and which they do not understand. They put the wrong question at the wrong moment to the wrong person, hopelessly confused by Hellenistic political theology and astrology, and the result is tragedy. The story ought to be an object-lesson in the importance of not meddling."

Though this is radically subverted in the rest of the sermon. We might think walls are needed for the florishing of any society but the Epiphany is God bringing in the bulldozers and the dynamite:

"The oh-so-sensetive, delicate, unprejudiced awareness of the appropriate communication is jarred, painfully, stridently, by this monstrous cosmic tactlessness, that the Gentiles should be fellow-heirs, and of the same body. This is mixing incompatibles with a vengence!"

The brief sermon is a call to Evangelism which ends:

"Pray that a new generation of nosey wisemen and insensitive enquiring Gentiles may be rewarded, and that our walls may be rebuilt to accomodate them!"

The Word In Small Boats (Eerdmans, 2010) pp16-18, a sermon preached on 6th January 1991.

Epiphany / Wise Men / Kings Sermon Mathew 2:1-12

Last year I seem to have said something like this. It shows some signs of some hasty cutting and pasting and I seem to recall that a good proportion of it was plagiarised from The Revd Dr Michael Jensen, The Blogging Parson.

How many kings in our passage?

The Bible doesn’t call the wise men kings and it doesn’t tell us there were 3 of them.

Assume 3 because of the number of gifts.

Perhaps many more.

They must have had an entourage to be able to travel safely with such treasures.

Servants, guards

So how many kings?

2 kings in our passage:

King Herod and King Jesus (vv1-3 etc.)

Let’s think first of all about the wise men, then about King Herod and finally about King Jesus.

The Wise Men

Magi / Wise men / kings?

‘Magi’ (v1), which is word we get ‘magic’ from.

These were the star-gazers : the astrologers

Stars often stand for rulers in the Bible

When Julius Caesar was back-stabbed by Brutus and the boys in 44BC, the ancient writer Suetonius said that “a comet shone for seven successive days... and was believed to be the soul of Caesar”.

It became known in Rome as “Caesar’s star”.

The recent work of Dr Michael Molnar, an astronomer of Rutgers University in New Jersey, provides some fascinating background.

Using astronomical calculations and historical accounts, Molnar shows that in the year 6BC the planet Jupiter – which appears like a star to the naked eye – appeared in the constellation of Aries.

Jupiter was the planet associated with kings, and Aries was linked to the Jews.

On 17^th April in 6BC, Jupiter was eclipsed by the moon in Aries.

Later that year in August, it appeared to change direction and move, before becoming stationary on December 19^th.

This pattern seems to match very well what we read in Matthew’s account: that the star rose, and then, after the Magi’s interview with King Herod, went ‘ahead of them’, “until it stopped over the place where the child was”.

We’re told that these wise men came “from the East” (v1)

Babylon?

The descendants of those converted in the time of Daniel (when he was Prime Minister of Babylon)

Perhaps the best guess is that they were from Babylonia, that is, present day Iraq.

If you go straight across the desert, it’s 540 miles from Babylon to Jerusalem.

Despite the spoof version of the carol, of course, they didn’t come “one in a taxi, one in a car, [and] one in a scooter sounder his hooter.”

They had to walk or ride.

The journey would have taken at least a month, probably much longer.

According to v11, by the time the wise men get to Jesus he’s not in the manger any more – he’s been able to upgrade to a house.

By now Jesus is called “a child” rather than “a baby” (vv9, 11).

Verse 16 suggests that the wise men may have been travelling and searching for Jesus for up to 2 years.

A journey like this would have been an expensive, difficult business.

They risk their lives for Jesus’ sake, by defying the murderous king Herod.

The wise men tell us it’s worth taking the time and effort to find out who Jesus really is, whatever it takes.

It’s worth crossing a continent to find out about Jesus!

Thankfully, we don’t have to journey across deserts on camels, but we do need to investigate Jesus’ claims for ourselves.

The magi as representatives of the nations

Jesus the king of the whole world

The wise men show us that Jesus is of far more than local significance.

Jesus matters for everyone.

Jesus’ coming is good news for all people and nations – these wise men from the East included.

He’s good news even for you and me, 2000 miles away and 2000 years later.

Indeed, the miraculous star tells us that Jesus is of cosmic importance.

The Magi’s model response

Joy (v10)

Bowing down and worshing (v11)

the Magi came to see a King, and pay him homage.

The word is perhaps even stronger than that :

they came to worship him – they ‘knelt down’ before him

Wise men sought Jesus – they still do. Will you?

We (and Herod) don’t have to make a long, expensive, dangerous journey.

The wise men models of courage and commitment: willing to risk the wrath of Herod for the sake of Christ.

Herod

Contrast Herod and the wise men

The wise men had to depend on the stars and make a great journey

Herod has the Scriptures and the chief priests right there in the palace and Bethlehem was just down the road

Much easier for us…

Christianity Explained

New Year’s Resolution: to make use of the Scriptures, to read them regularly, to know them

The slaughter of the innocents - The shadow of the cross

What humanity does to God

People don’t want Jesus as their king

The coming of Christ is disturbing (v3)

Jesus

No doubt the wise men chose their gifts carefully

Matthew bothers to tell us what the gifts were, so presumably he wants us to think about their significance

the first ever Christmas presents:

G, F & M

Gifts fit for a king

G, F & M are mentioned together is the Song of Songs 3:6-11 – G, F & M are associated with the arrival of the bridegroom-king

Cf. the Queen of Sheba bringing Solomon gifts of gold and spices

Later in Matthew, Jesus is called one greater than Solomon.

Jesus the new and better Solomon

The wise king

Great king David’s greater Son

The Son of David whose kingdom will last for ever

The promised Messiah, rescuer king

The bridegroom – church the bride of Christ

Traditional explanation of the gifts

We Three Kings

Goes back to the 4^th Century

G – king

F – incense – priest / God

Gold, frankincense and myrrh are also all associated with the altar of incense in Exodus 30

Jesus the New Temple

M – death

Cross – pain killer, embalming fluid

Damien Hurst, For The Love of God – jewelled skull - riches and death, a kingly death

memento mori

Jesus the New Moses – baby the wicked king attempted to murder but whom God saved

Mention of Egypt (v13) reminds us of Moses

Jesus will be a ruler and rescuer of his people like Moses

2 kings – Herod and Jesus

Which King will you obey?

King Herod or king Jesus?

What will your response to Jesus be?

Like the wise men, will you seek him, boldly, persistently, whatever the cost?

Will you bow down and worship him with joy?

Would you give him your treasures?

In The Bleak Mid Winter (Christina Rossetti)

"What can I give him, poor as I am?

If I were a shepherd, I would bring a lamb;

if I were a Wise Man, I would do my part;

yet what I can I give him:  give my heart"

 

For Epiphany / Wise Men / Kings / Magi Stuff Yet Once Again

Is there anything origianl to say about the Wise Men, or at least a fresh way to say it? All age family service stuff and a normal sermon are required here a day or two after my Christmas holiday so all suggestions or pointers welcome. It would be nice not to be reduced to recycled PowerPoint. I reckon the good folks have heard me on G, F & M; King, Priest, Sacrifice and Jesus the New Solomon possibly more than once. Wise Men sought Jesus, they still do has been used before too.

I notice Ian Hislop's programme about the Wise Men is available on Radio 4 Extra again for the next month or so.

Peter Mead's, Pleased To Dwell: A Biblical Introduction to the Incarnation (Christian Focus, 2014) has a chapter on Matthew 2:1-12.

http://marclloyd.blogspot.co.uk/2013/12/for-epiphany-wise-men-3-kings-magi-stuff.html - the links in the comments are worth a look too