Thursday, January 01, 2015

Some further jokes

How does Willy Wonker clean his teeth?
Candy Floss.

What's the best think to put in a chocolate pie?
Your teeth.

What did the Starburst say to the Mars Bar?
Going my Milky Way.

What happens when Willy Wonker goes to sleep?
He has sweet dreams.

What did the nose shout out at the school play auditions?
Pick me! Pick me!

Why did the teacher get cross-eyed?
Because he couldn't control his pupils.

Why was the maths book so unhappy?
Because it was full of problems.

What's green and slimey and found at the North Pole?
A lost frog.

What do you call a fairy who hasn't had a bath?

What do monkies like to eat?
A choc-chimp cookie.

What did the bannana say to the monkey?
Nothing. Banannas can't speak.

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