Q: Why doesn't Santa allow his helpers to ride on his sleigh?
A: Elfin safety
And thanks to Paul Huxley for commenting the following classic:
Q: How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
A: Deep and crisp and even
Wednesday, December 08, 2010
Christmas Gags
Of course, Christmas sermons don't need spicing up with lame jokes, but just in case:
Q: Why doesn't Santa allow his helpers to ride on his sleigh?
A: Elfin safety
And thanks to Paul Huxley for commenting the following classic:
Q: How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
A: Deep and crisp and even
Q: Why doesn't Santa allow his helpers to ride on his sleigh?
A: Elfin safety
And thanks to Paul Huxley for commenting the following classic:
Q: How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
A: Deep and crisp and even
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1 comment:
I think the better punchline for Good King Wenceslas is: "Deep pan, crisp and even"
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