As it's harvest, we can expect the jokes to be corny!
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It went up the road and turned into a field!
Buttercup and Daisy were chatting as they chewed the cud.
"'Ere, have you heard about this mad-cow disease?"
"Yes, sounds nasty."
"I'm glad I'm a chicken."
Q. What do you call someone who used to be really keen on farm yard vehicles?
A. An ex-tractor fan!
What's the motto of * (insert name of a dodgy airline company)?
'We plough the fields and scatter.'
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